how to start a conversation, a tutorial by yours truly
my kid: whats for dinner
me: THIS FAT ASSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: *does split on the kitchen table*
lucas better keep his little mouth shut
what if websites had closing hours
COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]
having a crush on someone
when ur family come over for dinner and ask what youve been up to
I should probably shave my legs soon
they’re starting to get a little
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE
This is my favorite picture of Drake.
First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it